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  • white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
  • white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*
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sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

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bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

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Two types of people who can’t look at you in the eyes:
Someone trying to hide a lie,
And somone trying to hide a love.

— (via nizariat)

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I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.
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She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect.

— Californication  (via nyu-tah)

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Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right & treats you how you deserve to be treated.

— Angel Haze (via tat-art)

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kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

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suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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cunt-overboard:

I have finally accepted the fact that I’m only good enough for people when they are bored or when no one else wants them.

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